I got one of my childhood wishes yesterday. I broke my toe.
I’ll explain.
I remember being in elementary school, and friends would occasionally break an arm or leg. Then, they’d get a bright colored cast that everyone would get to sign. It was like a yearbook in the middle of the year. [...]

So… I never finished the epic adventure story. I’m tired, but I want to finish it, so here goes.
Adria, the big-wig vetoed the bag idea because it was the old logo. It seemed that Steve was going to have to fire the designer after all, but then I remembered a copy machine that [...]